Mayhaps a hypocrite

I've been known to enjoy a rare steak.  I'm no vegetarian, even though I've been though as such, because I'm an elliptical carnivore. Given my druthers, I would not choose protein as part of my eatery, not as a conscious choice, but as a preference.  I love vegetables and starches.  If I can, I'm going to load up my plate with side dishes, not the main meaty course.  That is, until I spaz in a low-iron moment, and then I want a slab of animal muscle as rare as possible.

But I cannot abide by this retardedness.

( Enter my bitchery... )